Good morning, all! Many of my friends were born in this month of September. The month starts with the birthday of my good friend, Jun Bandayrel. It will end with my birthday. In between, Sal Panelo celebrated his coming to life and Congressman Nonoy Libanan turned 60. Happy birthday to us Librans! We all are double citizens.
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When do you know your friend is getting to be a senior citizen? When he starts complaining of having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Your good friend must be really getting old when while changing a light bulb, he starts to brag about how he is screwing it.
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My older friend was too excited when he called. He said he put a Viagra in his eyes. Why? I asked. He said he wanted to look hard.
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Hans Sy learns from his father. First lesson he learned must be on transparency.
A story says, at age four, Hans was seen by dad with hands in the cookie jar. He was fast in explaining to his dad. “Nothing in my hands, see?”
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Sulfur smog or vog, covered Metro Manila and provinces in the south around Taal Volcano. The face masks got back to action.
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Rain was too much in Quezon City last Saturday that EDSA fronting Camp Aguinaldo went under water, too deep that cars, buses and pedestrians could not get through.
Our soldiers are now getting trained in the use of diving gears and drive rafts for two reasons: drive away the Chinese from the West Phil seas and ferry cars and pedestrians across EDSA.
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That the Chinese have already invaded the Philippines, is already a fact. This is thanks to a very China-friendly Duterte, many would say.
Another Duterte in the Palace and we lose Palawan and Mindanao, they speculate.
The older Duterte was quoted to have said, the Philippines is better off as a province of China. But he said, later, "joke only" until the Chinese built military installations in man-made islands few nautical miles from Palawan.
The joke is on us.
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Why do mainland Chinese like smart women?
Answer: Opposite attracts.
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KFC’s Col. Sanders was a good example of a typical bloke. All he cared about were legs, breasts and thighs.
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How many Filipinos does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. They just sit in a dark corner and complain.
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No ban: BBM clarifies plan vs overfishing.
But, sir, Mr. President, there is nothing to fish anymore. The Chinese have taken over our fishing grounds.
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