The art of witty conversation
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The Art Of Witty Conversation

Nov 17, 2023, 12:41 AM
Vivien Mangalindan

Vivien Mangalindan

Columnist

‘Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.’ - Mark Twain

SIP, LAUGH AND LEARN

Grab your favorite mug, cozy up with your brew of choice - and let's dive into a little wisdom served with a side of humor. Today, our conversation revolves around a quote that's as witty as it’s profound - courtesy of the one and only Mark Twain.

MARK TWAIN'S GOLDEN RULE

Never argue with stupid people.You know how life sometimes throws those head-scratching moments your way? Well, Mark Twain has some advice that's as good as a well-brewed cup of coffee.



  • He once said, ‘Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.’ Classic Twain, right?

THE PORCUPINE JUGGLE

Choosing your conversational battles. Let's break this down over a coffee date. Picture this: you're at your favorite café, steam rising from your cup - and you chuckle as you ponder the brilliance of Twain's words.



  • The idea of arguing with someone labeled as ‘stupid’ might make you giggle - but Twain's onto something. It's like choosing to juggle porcupines: messy, painful and definitely not recommended.
  • Instead, why not sit back, take a sip of your favorite beverage - and let the wisdom of Twain guide your conversational choices?

THE FISH AND THE TREE

Unfair contests and unwinnable arguments. Twain's point is simple yet genius. Engaging in a battle of wits with someone who might be a bit challenged in that department is a losing game. It's like challenging a fish to a tree-climbing contest. Not fair, right?



  • What does Twain suggest? Don't dive into the deep end of pointless arguments. It's a quick way to find yourself in the murky waters of frustration.
  • Instead, let the not-so-great debaters revel in their expertise on whatever subject they've chosen. After all, they've got the experience, right?

CHEESE-MOON CHRONICLES

Nod, smile and sail smoothly. Imagine this scenario: You're chatting with a friend who insists the moon is made of green cheese.



  • Instead of launching into a scientific dissertation on lunar composition, take a page from Twain's book. Nod, smile and maybe even throw in an ‘I never thought about it that way!’
  • It's a win-win. You avoid the pointless argument - and your friend gets to bask in their cheese-moon glory.

AVOIDING THE MUD-WRESTLING MATCH

Stay afloat in intelligent conversations. Let's talk about that second part: being dragged down to their level. It's like entering a mud-wrestling match voluntarily.



  • Twain warns us to steer clear - and I couldn't agree more. Your intellect is a precious thing. Don't let it get muddied up by unnecessary squabbles.
  • Think of it like this: you're the captain of your own conversational ship.
  • Don't let the argumentative sea monsters drag you down into the depths of nonsense.
  • Stay afloat, keep your perspective clear - and enjoy the smooth sailing of a good chat.

RAISING YOUR MUG TO TWAIN

A toast to witty conversations. The next time you find yourself faced with a debate that seems more like a one-person circus, channel your inner Twain.



  • Sip your coffee, share a laugh - and let the experience of dealing with such situations be a humorous tale rather than a headache.

TIPS AND TECHNIQUES

In the grand scheme of things - life is too short for pointless arguments.



  • Raise your mug to Mark Twain, the sage of satire - and embrace the art of witty conversation over a delightful cup of coffee or tea.

Remember: A good laugh is the best antidote to the occasional absurdity of life. Cheers!

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