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Headline: Satisfaction with BBM gov’t rises – SWS.
Big deal. But I agree prices of food rises.
Duran Duran, a top British rock band that gained world popularity in the ‘80s, was in town to provide music during a private party for Pres. BBM birthday. The party was in a hotel in Pasay City.
Malacanang said, the party and bringing Duran Duran to the Philippines was at no cost to the government. “Friends” of the President picked up the bill.
“No cost to the government”, is most abused excuse for lavish spending by top officials in the government.
Really? But who gets the juiciest contracts and franchises from the government?
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Why can’t little centipedes play football?
‘Cuz their moms cant afford to buy the boots.
Pinoy na Pinoy ang reality.
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Teacher: Martin, Why are you late for school?
Smart Martin: “Ma’am, I was rushing here, but I saw this sign saying: ‘Slow, school ahead’
Now, understand why DPWH is building a bridge connecting the airport to the main city.
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Teacher: Martin, did your sister help you with your homework?
Smart Martin: No ma’am. I have intelligence funds to pay intelligent people to do that.
Now you understand why the Tacloban International Airport is years behind to complete while cost had risen several times.
There is an army of intelligent consultants (at no coast to the government) behind this massive infrastructure disaster.
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Smart Martin sees his family doctor, complaining, “I get stabbing pain in my eye whenever I drink my coffee.”
Doctor: ‘Try taking our the spoon from the cup.”
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What’s the new pair of trousers for?
Smart Martin inside the golf club: “I’m ready for a hole in one.”
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Mother to architect: “I want you to design a round house, without corners.”
Architect: “Like an igloo ma’am?”
Mother: “Yes, I’m making sure no hiding places for Martin.”
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Mother: “Martin, why is your ukulele inside the fridge?”
Smart Martin: “I going to play cool music, ma’am.”
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Teacher: Why was Cinderella banned from the basketball team?
Smart Martin: “Cause, she kept running away from the ball.”
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Smart Martin was too happy after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in six months.
Reason: “It said ‘2-4 years’ on the box.
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Smart Martin went to Hollywood. He enjoyed much the horror ride that he sent cards to friends, ghost cards.
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Teacher: “Where do you find the Andes?”
Smart Martin: “Behind my trousers.”
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