For Adults Only.
The country’s top economist says the country should take advantage of the growing digitalization and climate change to build a strong middle class and end poverty.
Sir, be real. The government is pushing policies that go the other way from growing the middle class and you’re at the top of this shift to building super rich families.
Dream of a strong middle class. Reality is diminishing from middle clash.
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Smart Martin tells his teacher: “Ma’am, I’ve found the secret of youth.”
Teacher: “Really? How’s that?”
Smart Martin: “I lie about my age.”
And Smart Martin never stopped lying, until now.
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Folks promising to serve us and make better our lives troop to the COMELEC offices this week to make official their “wish to serve”. They will file their Certificate of Candidacy (COC).
This is a very important week for the nation. The education starts, know your candidates.
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Critical thinking starts to grind. Every youngster and, better still, their elders, should be a why’s guy.
Like, why do we have political leaders who mess up our future?
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Why is “fake Filipino” Alice Guo going to a regular jail in Pasig?
Is it because of irregular jail in Central Luzon and even more irregular jailers?
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I realized I am really old. When I ordered cake for my birthday, the candles cost more than the cake.
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I was in this meeting of management consultants. I met this 70 year-old efficiency expert selling himself.
I asked, you must be very rich now, running your business efficiently, I suppose.?
Expert: Am just on my way up there.
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Smart Martin distributed light to his basketball teammates.
Why?
Smart Martin: “We keep losing our match.”
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Why is number six afraid of number seven?
Smart Martin: Because seven eight nine.
Good job.
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Your dog barks, woof tik tok, woof tik tok, woof tik tok…
Smart Martin: It’s a watch dog.
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What day is most dreadful to the fish and chicken?
Smart Martin: Fry-day!
Another good job.
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Smart Martin: “Doctor, doctor, I’m scared. This is my first operation.”
Doctor: “I know how you feel, it’s my first one, too.”
Smart Martin demanded immediate discharge, cancelled the procedure.
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Smart Martin: ‘That lawmaker has a sympathetic face.”
Tony: “What you mean?”
SM: “People look at her and feel sympathy.”
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The economy is really bad that companies are downsizing. At the sawmill, management had to fire some people.
One wood cutter was axed.
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