NEDA’s Joke, Nobody is Laughing
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NEDA’s Joke, Nobody is Laughing

Sep 3, 2024, 7:59 AM
Ray L. Junia

Ray L. Junia

Publisher

God’s chosen, Quiboloy’s assets continue to be frozen. Surely not that asset that has got him into lots of troubles.

The PNP is drilling deep in the grounds of Quiboloy’s kingdom. Hoping to find underground churches?

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Vice President Sarah is being attacked by administration trolls for being a straight shooter in media.


But nobody is bothered by NEDA’s assertion that we can live on a P21.00 a meal. If this is a joke nobody is laughing.

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Something funny is happening at the agriculture front. The government is intent on covering Laguna Lake with solar panels to generate electricity, but that will surely kill fish production in that big source of fish in Metro Manila.


BBM wants more supply of energy. Fish, we can import from neighbor countries.


Oops, not funny at all.

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If and When China gets pissed with all our complaining on their bullying and stop selling us scud fish, there goes our cheap meal that costs more than P75.00 per.

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Joke for the week, for the third time, Josephine arrived home at one in the morning looking dirty. She had a new boyfriend that her parents knew was quite exciting. But her arriving home disheveled was a cause of concern.


The father asked, “Josephine, this new boyfriend of yours, what’s he like? What are her plans for you?”


Josephine, “ I don’t know dad. He keeps me mostly in the dark.”

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The father of Smart Martin was curious how SM was doing in his math.


Father, “Martin, let’s see how much you’ve learnt in school. What’s two plus two?”


After a moment, Smart Martin answers, “Four”


“Good” said the father. “Let’s do it a little faster, what is four plus four?”


Smart Martin, counting using his fingers, answers, “Eight”


“Right,” said the dad, adding, “Do not use your fingers. Put you hands in your pockets. What’s five plus five?”


Smart Martin, after a few seconds, answers, “Eleven.”

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