Community Whispers by Ray Junia
Community Whispers

How can you tell when BBM is lying?

Dec 14, 2021, 12:49 AM
Ray L. Junia

Ray L. Junia


Headline: No new COVID-19 admissions in 598 hospitals.

They are all in the malls.


Headline: HCW deployment cap raised. With minimal COVID admissions, our hospitals are overflowing with health care workers.


A nun went to the hospital to seek cure for her hiccups.

She got her tests done.

The doctor told her, she was pregnant.

Pronto the hiccup was gone.


The effect of mind conditioning war between Marcos trolls and enemies of SM (Sinungaling and Magnanakaw), has gone too bad that on the streets, the Marcos army almost ganged up on an ABS-CBN TV crew.

Wait, Marcos is not president yet, and his army is already getting violent.


Headline: DOLE: 7M underemployed a cause for concern.

So, 6.5M underemployed is not cause for concern?


PBA officials firm on no vax, no play. No worry here, these highly paid athletes also box each other in the spirit of entertainment.


Villar gives away prizes for vaccinees. Really? And that’s not campaigning.


How can you tell when Marcos is lying? His lips are moving.


Young Marcos was swimming in Olot in Tolosa, Leyte, notorious for shark attacks.

A big shark was moving in his direction then turned around.

Unbelieving guest at the Malacañang of the south asked, what happened?

Why did the shark not attack the young Marcos?

Professional courtesy came the reply from another guest.


On FB post by a good friend: Marcos rallyists are likened to SIM cards, disposable and pre-paid. True.


Captain Nicanor Faeldon, meanwhile, says on his FB, after 34 years of character assassination by the intelligent, rich and elite of the country, Marcos looks is getting better every passing day.

And in few months, rhetorics against the young Marcos will be invalidated by the will of the people. True.

Numbers will decide on who the next president of the country.


I got this private message from a friend, Sen. Bong Go has not officially withdrawn from the race to Malacañang.

He is still expected to make a turn around from his public announcement to withdraw from the race,

The drama, scripted by the master playwright, continues.


Seniority in age has value before St. Peter, a lawyer realized.

Queueing to enter heaven, the lawyer was dismayed at the thousands on the line.

Surprised was he when St. Peter got down from the throne and walked to him, asking his assistant angels to bring him to the front of the line.

He told St Peter then, he did not mind the special attention he was getting but asked why?

St. Peter told him that based on his hourly billing to his clients, he must be over 200 years old.

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