HALAKHAK
Why is a blonde also called a postage stamp?
Smart Martin: “You just lick them, stick them, then send them off. “
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow.
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What’s the first thing a good secretary does in the morning?
Smart Martin: “She walks home.”
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A congressman dies and in one of the masses, the priest, described the good life of the dearly departed: “a very honorable man, and a symbol of honesty, a loving husband, and a kind father.”
The widow leans to her son, “Anak, please check on the coffin, I want to be sure the priest is talking about your father.”
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Andy: How’s your advertisement for a husband going?”
Anna: “I got good number of replies and they all say the same thing.”
Andy: “What’s that?”
Anna: “Take mine.”
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An agriculture student who invented a very effective insecticide was interviewed by OpinYon Laguna reporter.
OY reporter: “What does your invention do?”
Inventor: “It kills all the crops so that the insects starve to death.”
The Department of Agriculture, I was told, is buying trucks of this insecticide for distribution to farmers.
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Insurance agent to Smart Martin: “Do you have life insurance?”
Smart Martin: “No, only fire insurance. I know where I am going.”
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When his grandfather was born, they passed out cigars. When his father was born, they passed out cigarettes. When Smart Martin was born, they passed out.
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Why is the country so focused on this SONA by the President?
There are over 5,000 police and security personnel and over 1,000 street sweepers of the MMDA assigned to protect and provide convenience to the President and the high and mighty in our society. Congress has set aside over P22 Million for meals of these police officers and street sweepers.
All fashion designers are too busy with orders from wives of congressmen.
What the President will say has created so much speculation. He will report on what to expect from an economy that is making waves in Asia. He will say the country is a favorite destination of foreign investors and millions of new jobs are coming.
SO NA solve na ang poverty.
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Our Senate is so focused on Alice Guo and the inquiry is turning out to be an entertainment hour.
Better this fake Chinese (documents say she is a genuine Filipino) disappear to end the drama.
Alis na. Go na.
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