Headline: Survey says half of Filipinos for divorce; 1/3 against.
The survey found out that couples who are already separated should be allowed to cut the union so that they can get legally married again.
It is not true that most in the 1/3 against divorce are worried about assets going to the “wrong” party.
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So China is accusing the Philippines of ruining regional peace in the West Phil Sea by asking other countries and the association of like-minded countries to help fight China’s bullying.
China’s mastery of the art of deception is showing here ... again.
Imperialist China is not content in its control of the economy of the Philippines. It wants everything.
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A father arrived home from office, telling his three young kids of a surprise: a box of chocolates.
“This box goes to the one who never answers mommy back and also does what mommy tells (you) to do. So who’s going to get the box?”
In one voice, they said, “You get the box daddy.”
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Teacher asks Dante, “What kind of trees are almost always in all homes?”
“Guava trees,” answers Dante.
“Almost correct,” teacher tells the class. She called next David.
David, after ten seconds of thinking, “Toiletries, ma’am.”
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What kind of tree is good at math?
Answer: Geometree.
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Juan tells his friend, “It was my first and last day in my job at the circus.”
“You feed the elephants?” Joel asked.
“No, I was the human cannonball. And they fired me in my first task.” Juan explained.
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In an educators’ conference, it was agreed that no school should be put up near poultry farms.
The reason: to keep the pupils away from fowl language.
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What needs to be answered even if it did not ask a question?
The telephone.
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My neighbor left the house for office in a wet shirt.
Asked why? His answer, “It’s a new shirt and it says ‘wash and wear’.”
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Fred, my kumpadre, sees his doctor to check on his heart.
Doctor: “How often do you have sex?”
Fred: “MWF of the week,”
Doctor: “You’re in your senior years, better slow down. No sex on Wednesdays.”
Fred: “There is a problem there. That day is for my wife.”
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One senior high school student tells his classmate, “I hate school.”
Classmate asked, “why?”
“I hate taking a bath early morning. And school is just like a shower. One wrong turn and you’re in hot water.”
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Rose went to see her BFF to validate peoples’ thoughts of her.
“Some say I’m pretty. But some say I’m ugly. You’re my best friend what do you think?”
Best friend: “Now that you asked, I’d say you are both, pretty ugly.”
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Betty is being courted by the new fellow in the block, but unimpressed. Fairly good looking but quite a successful business manager, the new neighbor pursued hard.
Betty seems not to care for the neighbor’s company. But said “Not unless he owns it.”
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