Community Whispers by Ray Junia
Community Whispers

Cartel is at mind conditioning again

Apr 4, 2023, 12:35 AM
Ray L. Junia

Ray L. Junia

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Trump is the first ex-US president to face criminal charges. What is first in the USA is normal in the Philippines. At least two of former presidents in the Philippines were convicted for crimes committed while in office.

Sometimes, the Philippines leads the USA.

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Senator Robin Padilla wants changes in the economic provisions in the Charter be done by legislation.

Now the actor tells the lawyers what to do with our laws.

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The senator –actor is pushing for 100% foreign ownership of land.

This does not stand a chance of being passed by Congress. At least two senators hate competition.

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Department of Agriculture puzzled over increase in prices of pork.

It’s the Holy Week and Catholics eat less pork. It must not be because of rise in demand for the food.

My neighbor says, it’s not consumers’ demand that’s affecting the price, it’s the traders demand to the government to allow them to import pork.

The cartel is doing a hell of mind conditioning.

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Aid from Europe and the USA will stop coming to the Philippines if we don’t stop extrajudicial killings.

My kapitbahay thought these killings were part of the government’s plan to contain population explosion.

These foreigners want us to stop producing babies to tame population growth. But they don’t want killings that also bring down population.

Ano ba talaga sir?

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The Presidential Adviser on Creative Communications Paul Soriano creates more enemies by loud mistakes on communications.

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Joke of the week.

It was a light day for Superman. Crime was slow so he decided to take a break but needed company.

He dropped by the place of Spiderman inviting to a round of beer. Spidey refused saying he has to repair his web-shooter.

Superman went next to the Bat Cave to get Batman to join him. But Batman was doing repairs on his Batmobile.

Disappointed, Superman takes to the air and, thanks to his supervision, he sees Wonderwoman lying in the balcony, spread eagle and stark naked. With superspeed, he dives down and shags her in a flash and was gone before anyone could notice.

Wonderwoman stand up in surprise and asks

“what was that?”
“I don’t know,” says Invisible Man, adding, “but it hurt like hell!”

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This lady vice mayor arrives in a football match midway through the second half. Sitting on her reserved chair, VIP of course, asks the mayor next to her, what’s the score?

Mayor: “zero-zero”
Vice mayor: “And the half-time score?”

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