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Adam and Eve were Warays

Jul 8, 2024, 9:08 AM
Tito Ray J

Tito Ray J

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It was agreed Adam and Eve were Filipinos and paradise was Philippines.


And a Cebuana, Ilonggo, and a Waray were arguing.


The Ilonggo said Adam and Eve were Ilonggos. “They must have been cuz Adam was polite by offering the only apple to Eve,” he said.


No, the Cebuano said, “they were Cebuanos as Adam gave the only apple to seduce Eve.”


The Waray, stepped in, saying, he was sure they were warays.


“Because they had no clothes, only one apple to share and they still thought they were in paradise.”

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