Wash It With Holy Water
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Wash It With Holy Water

Jul 3, 2024, 8:11 AM
Tito Ray J

Tito Ray J

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Ladies queue for confession.

The first lady got into the confessional box. She tells the priest she kissed a man the night before and, for penance, she was told to wash her lips with Holy Water.

The second lady confessed to have touched a man’s penis and tells the other ladies in the queue she was told to wash her hand in Holy Water.

Then a commotion erupted, a pushing between the two remaining ladies, forcing the priest to step out.
“What’s all this pushing about?” the priest asked.

One of the two angrily said “If I am to gargle the Holy Water, I have to do it before she has to put her arse in it.”


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