MARIO and Susan, both lost their partners to Covid-19. Having been sweethearts in high school, they decided to get married and relive those days when they were teens.
Being in their senior years and picking up from their experience in married life, they talked about preparations and organizing their life together.
“What are we to do with our old houses?” Susan asked.
“We sell both our houses and invest on a new house from the proceeds of the sale. We split equally the investment needed on the new house,” Mario answered.
This was agreed.
“How about our food bills?” Susan again asked. Mario says “We don’t eat much so we can equally share the cost of our meals.”
Susan asked again, “How do we share cost of utilities?”
Mario: “We divide equally, likewise.” This was also agreed.
Mario then asked, after Susan stopped asking, “How do we handle sex?”
Susan answers with a shrug, “Infrequently, I think.”
Mario follows up, “Please tell, was that one word or two?”
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I was told that the only time a woman values a man’s company is when he owns it.
A good friend realized this after he went bankrupt from the pandemic.
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I have a 40-year- old good friend who owns a car dealership. He enjoys betting as he almost always wins, being a wise bettor.
One lazy afternoon, a senior citizen walks into his show room with his very young wife.
The manager couldn’t keep his eyes from the young lady that this was noticed by the elderly husband.
The husband says “May I propose a wager. If you can do to my wife what I can do with her, I will pay you double the price of this car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me for free.”
My friend agreed.
So the husband kissed the wife on the lips passionately. My friend did the same.
The husband unbuttoned the blouse of the wife and kissed her breasts. My friend did even better, hearing the moaning wife.
Then the husband opened his fly and took out his pecker and bent it in half. “What color of the car do you want?” my friend asked in surrender.
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