Community Whispers by Ray Junia
Community Whispers

Identify AP, win a reward!

Nov 2, 2021, 1:36 AM
Ray L. Junia

Ray L. Junia

Publisher

AP is a purveyor of fake news. Worse, he easily lies to advance the interests of his financers.

This AP is not Associated Press. This AP pretends to be a journo but fits more as a propagandist.

This AP is in the stable of dirty media operators of a former congressman and claims to be an editor of an online news center, masquerading as loyal to the Philippines.

AP’s first lie is his claim to protect Philippine sovereignty as he earns millions as China’s media attack dog.

If you guess right who AP is, you’re lucky, now you know a person to avoid.

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This AP was a good friend until I gave a thumbs up to John Rana who was arguing with AP on some USA international policies.

John also a good friend, until now, posted on FB his observations on US policies.

AP took John’s post as challenge to China’s shameless takeover of islands in the West Philippine Sea that he provoked a debate, accusing John of being an American puppet.

In the ensuing exchange, AP was clearly easily losing to John.

First, John was a far better writer. Second, because John sounded more pro- Filipino.

“Pakialamero” as I am in friends’ FB quarrels, I sent a thumbs up to John.

Then AP had two enemies. The rest is history of my friendship with AP.

I also learned my lesson. FB does not always expand your network of friends. It also creates enemies.

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This AP reminds of a story of an old man in queue for admission to heaven.

St. Peter was on day off and AP pretending to be Jesus was standing in for him at the Pearly gates.

AP/Jesus notices an old man that looked familiar. AP asks his name.

“Joseph” came the reply.

Curious, he asked: “Occupation?”

“Carpenter” the old man answered.

AP getting more curios: “Did you have a little kid?”

“Yes” he replied.

“Did he have holes in his wrist and ankles?”

“Yes.”

AP/Jesus stood up and with tears in his eyes rushed to embrace the old man and shouts “Father. Father.”

Puzzled, the old man thought, and embraced back asking: “Pinocchio?”

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I liken this AP to a bishop on a train doing crossword puzzle.

“Three across, exclusively female, four letters, end in U-N-T”, the bishop said aloud.

“Aunt”, suggested the curate with him.

“Shit.” Said the bishop, “have you got an eraser?”

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AP claims, in his FB, to have lived dangerously. Running after pussies is always dangerous.

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